The incredible life of a toddler….

She wears undies on her head

Undies as a scarf

And a sports bra across her chest to compliment the undies on her head

Oh, and she really enjoys doing some light dusting while wearing said outfit

She sits in boxes

And more boxes

 And more boxes…while wearing a tutu

Oh, and she also sits in drawers

She likes to walk around the house with mommy’s purse and a soft measuring tape around her neck….like, all of the time

 She also likes to walk in mommy’s shoes…

And she gets really thirsty from lugging around those big shoes on her tiny body

 Sometimes she likes to just sit and contemplate life

And sometimes, she’s just too tired to do anything but lie perfectly still on the floor while holding a balloon and a talking dog

She’s a toddler.