Alexa: Remember when we used to take vacations, just the two of us?

Alex: I don’t remember being just two.

Alexa: We totally glutted ourselves on attention, affection, and romance. We were obsessed with each other. Totally and completely obsessed. We spent all our time together. Remember?

Alex: *Blank stare*

Alexa: Then POUF! It was gone. Just like that…I can’t even access all that stuff now.

Alex: Now it’s like we’re two co-servants to some greater God, and we’re just tripping over and annoying each other in the process. You know, like co-workers arguing over who gets to take their break first.

Alexa: Yes.

This is our life.